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i like how on my birthday i get presents and money
i get paid for being born
i get paid
for living
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So today I explored the new art building at my college. I decided to see the bathroom so I went in…
And I noticed this random door inside. It was marked with a classroom number.
How Curious I thought.. So I got closer to read the classroom name and..
Wait… Is that? Does that say..
I FOUND THE ENTRANCE.
I tried speaking parseltongue, kicking the door, rattling the handle.. but it wouldnt budge.
Probably muggle trickery.. But I WILL get past this door.
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